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A Word Is Enough For The Wise

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I found this in my email’s junk folder, this must be the funniest piece of spam I’ve ever received.

From: U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY

Re: Urgent Attention Required…

SECRET SERVICE, DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
WASHINGTON, DC 20528, USA.

Good day,

This is the Department of Homeland Security. We have a vital mission which is to secure the nation from the many threats as well as internet Fraud. This requires the dedication of more than 230,000 employees in jobs that range from aviation and border security to emergency response, from cyber security analyst to chemical facility inspector. Our duties are wide-ranging, but our goal is clear – keeping America safe.

By the way, your file just came across my desk, and we are happy to inform you that your funds valued at USD $10,700,000.00 (Ten million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) have been approved by the Treasury Department of the United States.

Kindly get back to us for further directives.

Note: Do not reply to any e-mail that comes from the FBI Director. The FBI director does not e-mail people; He will rather send an agent to your door step in person. Do not fall a victim of scam again, a word is enough for the wise.

Thank you and have a good day.

Signed:

Mr Jeh Johnson
Secretary, United States Secret Service
U.S Department Of Homeland Security (DHS)
Washington, DC 20528,USA
Email: jeh.johnson@dhs-gov.info
Phone: (513) 201-5881 (Text Message Only)
Website: http://www.dhs.gov/secretary-jeh-johnson

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2 responses

  1. Erin

    I get similar blessings from people in other countries. Large sum of money for me. They just need my bank account, socsec, birthdate, full name, credit card number, mother’s maiden name and first born child.

    October 27, 2014 at 10:20 pm

  2. Bre

    Got the same email. Oh, well. 🙂

    November 28, 2014 at 4:17 am

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